Just Fake It

So, I’m not much for being “proud” of my “accomplishments,” but I actually spent a decent amount of time on this thing yesterday and it seems like it maybe paid off. Plus, I think most of the people who read this might have some student loans and you should know about what’s going on on that front if you haven’t heard already. It may affect you.

Anyway, if you wanted, for some reason, to actually read this thing I produced instead of just looking at a picture of the front page (yeah, that’s right, the front page—it’s an archaic achievement, but I’m reveling in it), click here.